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Consultants - If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves?

There are hundreds of varieties ofhis hi-tech miniaturized printer in the car,
Consultants these days. We can findthen turns to the shepherd and says, "You
Consultants to take care of our diets, ourhave exactly 1623 sheep.""That is correct,
physical well being, our mental well being,take one of the sheep" said the shepherd. He
and pretty much anything you can imagine whenthen watches the young man select one of the
it comes to business.The story below mightanimals and bundle it into his car. Then the
just indicate that we take ourselves a littleshepherd says, " If I can tell you exactly
too seriously sometimes.A shepherd waswhat you do for a living, will you give me
herding his flock in a remote pasture whenback my beast?""O.K., why not?" answered the
suddenly a brand new Beemer advanced out ofman."Clearly you're a consultant" sad the
the dust clouds towards him. The driver, ashepherd. "That's correct," says the yuppie,
young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray"but how did you guess that?""No guessing
Ban sunglasses, and a Zegna tie, leaned outrequired," answered the shepherd. "You turned
his window and asked the shepherd, "If I canup here, although nobody called you. You want
tell you exactly how many sheep you have into get paid for an answer I already knew, to
your flock, will you give me one?"Thea question I never asked, and you don't know
shepherd looked at the man, then looked ata thing about my business. Now give me back
his peacefully grazing flock, and calmlymy dog."The lesson seems to be to keep my
answered, "Sure."The yuppie parked his car,Consulting assignment to the things I know
whipped out his IBM ThinkPad, connected it toabout. I think I'm safe because sheep scare
a cell phone, and surfed to a NASA page onme.Dennis Schooley is the Founder of Schooley
the Internet. He called up a GPS satelliteMitchell Telecom Consultants, a Professional
navigation system, scanned the area, and thenServices Franchise Company. He writes for
opened both a database, and an Excelpublication, as well as for and
spreadsheet with complex macro formulas. Hefranchises.blogging.com, in the subject areas
then sent an email on his Blackberry, andof Franchising, and Technology for the
after a few minutes he received a response.Layman.
Finally, he prints out a 150-page report on



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