| The policeman drops his paycheck on the kitchen table | | | | Has the beast made a puppet out of us? Send the |
| so his wife can go shopping and pay their bills. They | | | | golfer a new magazine and watch him tear into it to |
| are able to do this because somewhere down the line | | | | find the "latest tip." Try it. Doesn't work? No problem, |
| someone killed, raped, or robbed someone. An | | | | they will send you another next month that will give |
| unnamed X (rated) President of the United States can | | | | you just the opposite advice. The golf pro can't tell you |
| have pizza and frollick with a starry eyed intern in the | | | | the golf swing is simple. He could explain it ALL in one |
| White House because you are paying the rent. | | | | lesson, but if he did and |
| Here's a news flash for you! If you have been in a | | | | IF the golf mags didn't have new "bogus"tips and the |
| coma or have spent the last half century on Neptune, | | | | book writers didn't have a batch of golfer wanabees |
| you should know that the golf industry is now a | | | | drooling at the thought of getting better.....They would all |
| multibillion dollar a year business. What did we learn in | | | | die anexcruciating death from starvation. They CAN"T |
| paragraph one? Somewhere down the line someone | | | | tell the truth...It would be Suicide. |
| supports, funds, feeds or makes possible the growth | | | | AND that $500 driver? If your swing STINKS, it will |
| and maintenance of such a insatiable glutton. How did | | | | NOT make any difference. It looks pretty goofy to |
| IT get so humungous? Sit here on the Anti-Pro's knee | | | | stand up on the first tee with a $500 club and slice it |
| and lets toss some ideas around in our craniums. | | | | into a subdivision. |
| This hungry monster needs a lot of food (money). The | | | | Lets build the golf swing around this premise. A 3,4,5 |
| dope addict needs a fix. Somewhere there is a need. | | | | year old watches a good golf swing, copies it and has |
| And, in the golf industry, that need is cleverly disguised | | | | a beautiful swing. No hi-tech, no books, no freeze |
| as confusion. Confuse the golfer and he will be back | | | | frame analysis, no series of golf lessons. Watch |
| for more. He doesn't want anyone to think he is stupid | | | | Daddy walk....walk. Watch Mommy walk....walk. This is |
| or no talent, so he will convince himself that maybe he | | | | an A....write an A....this is a B. |
| just didn't get it the first time, or second, or...? | | | | There are thousands of languages here on Earth and |
| A reader sends along this interesting observation: "My | | | | the part of the brain that runs motor skills (your golf |
| experience has been that the overwhelming majority, | | | | swing) does not understand one of them! If you |
| 85-plus percent unduly complicate the golf swing. I | | | | continue to swallow the grub the golf industry is dishing |
| have spent thousands of dollars to come to this | | | | out, get real comfy and enjoy your stay in................ |
| conclusion. I often wonder if it is a deliberate attempt to | | | | .......No Man's Land! |
| keep one in golfing no-mans land." Thanks, Chip! | | | | |