| The policeman drops his paycheck on the | | | | Has the beast made a puppet out of us? Send |
| kitchen table so his wife can go shopping and | | | | the golfer a new magazine and watch him tear |
| pay their bills. They are able to do this | | | | into it to find the "latest tip." Try it. |
| because somewhere down the line someone | | | | Doesn't work? No problem, they will send you |
| killed, raped, or robbed someone. An unnamed | | | | another next month that will give you just |
| X (rated) President of the United States can | | | | the opposite advice. The golf pro can't tell |
| have pizza and frollick with a starry eyed | | | | you the golf swing is simple. He could |
| intern in the White House because you are | | | | explain it ALL in one lesson, but if he did |
| paying the rent. | | | | and |
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| Here's a news flash for you! If you have been | | | | IF the golf mags didn't have new "bogus"tips |
| in a coma or have spent the last half century | | | | and the book writers didn't have a batch of |
| on Neptune, you should know that the golf | | | | golfer wanabees drooling at the thought of |
| industry is now a multibillion dollar a year | | | | getting better.....They would all die |
| business. What did we learn in paragraph one? | | | | anexcruciating death from starvation. They |
| Somewhere down the line someone supports, | | | | CAN"T tell the truth...It would be Suicide. |
| funds, feeds or makes possible the growth and | | | | |
| maintenance of such a insatiable glutton. How | | | | AND that $500 driver? If your swing STINKS, |
| did IT get so humungous? Sit here on the | | | | it will NOT make any difference. It looks |
| Anti-Pro's knee and lets toss some ideas | | | | pretty goofy to stand up on the first tee |
| around in our craniums. | | | | with a $500 club and slice it into a |
| | | | subdivision. |
| This hungry monster needs a lot of food | | | | |
| (money). The dope addict needs a fix. | | | | Lets build the golf swing around this |
| Somewhere there is a need. And, in the golf | | | | premise. A 3,4,5 year old watches a good golf |
| industry, that need is cleverly disguised as | | | | swing, copies it and has a beautiful swing. |
| confusion. Confuse the golfer and he will be | | | | No hi-tech, no books, no freeze frame |
| back for more. He doesn't want anyone to | | | | analysis, no series of golf lessons. Watch |
| think he is stupid or no talent, so he will | | | | Daddy walk....walk. Watch Mommy walk....walk. |
| convince himself that maybe he just didn't | | | | This is an A....write an A....this is a B. |
| get it the first time, or second, or...? | | | | |
| | | | There are thousands of languages here on |
| A reader sends along this interesting | | | | Earth and the part of the brain that runs |
| observation: "My experience has been that the | | | | motor skills (your golf swing) does not |
| overwhelming majority, 85-plus percent unduly | | | | understand one of them! If you continue to |
| complicate the golf swing. I have spent | | | | swallow the grub the golf industry is dishing |
| thousands of dollars to come to this | | | | out, get real comfy and enjoy your stay |
| conclusion. I often wonder if it is a | | | | in................ |
| deliberate attempt to keep one in golfing | | | | |
| no-mans land." Thanks, Chip! | | | | .......No Man's Land! |
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